Here’s Why You Should Not Have a Girlfriend from Tinder

 

 

Tinder is the hook-up generation’s GPS for banging. It’s quick, convenient, and provides access to seeing a new person on your way of thinking. Is it mainly to get laid? For some, thats the answer, a loud and inarguable “Obviously.”

 

 

 

Even if Pokemon seems to have surpassed it in download numbers, Tinder is still one of the most efficient methods to look for fresh lays daily or shod I called ”a la clock”. And since the app is all about making a good first impression on someone who’s listlessly swiping through profiles while taking a shit or lying in bed with a hangover, it’s safe to say a lot can go wrong with those first impressions.

To be honest, at first, I was down for ‘ lets see what’s the hype’  But the goal was literally to research women’s mind on Tinder, what are… really after, is it a get me down for a quick bang, or is it for real – the dating site most or some are awaiting for, to get a girlfriend or is it the truth universally acknowledged that a single man, in possession of an mighty iPhone, must be in want of a swipe? So, to prove I’m really right, I decided to swipe right to EVERY girl from their 20’s to their 60’s on Tinder for 3 weeks. Here’s what happened.

I’ve used a simple technique based on the girl’s profiles and matches I had and the actual chat with them to research the levels of Machiavellianism, Narcissism and Psychopathy. Based on a score of 1 to 10, all of them scored over 8. So if you ever make your self a girlfriend from Tinder, I may say, do some research in what you will get your self into, first.

My profile is quite  basic ”Classy Gentlemen, here for a good time, not a long time”.  But there is a psychology behind this short words. Why? Girls on Tinder, don’t really like to read, wasting time reading long sentences, nonsense. They’r most time on Tinder is a declaration of Pussy Power Manifesto with a ” to the point mindset ” What’s the catch of the day or let’s see the fools or let me plan a bang for the weekend or why not just bang this guy now. Well, its nothing wrong with that, the mighty and almighty create us with an instrument to use it, isn’t it? And that comes vice versa to a girl as well, at least. But If your mindset thinks this is the only way, rather you are a man or a woman or any other gender, there is clearly something blur in your life, or will get you into a blur place into your very life. I describe this a place of darkness in your life, from behaviour, mindset, typical hang outs and the list goes on, according to a simple science into Cognitive Biasses. I discus this in one of my previous blog.

So, lets return to the subject. The word ” Gentleman ”. Many of the mens on Tinder, due fail quite bad, since most of them are a copy to another copy of a copy, when is about behaviour and talk, its literarily crap. A girl reading the word ”Gentlemen” in bio will give her an impression of a wise, educated and matured men. More to say, down to earth guy.

The second part of the sentence ” Here for a good time, not a long time” This are Verbs, words with call to action, and you do want to use them if you are after a few lays – ASAP, why? because 95% of girls on Tinder are after a quick bang and definitely not after a relationship. Never trust whats in her profile, only trust whats in her instinct. Here’s an example of a 5 hours ahead lay. I am writing this blog post Tuesday, September the 19th 2017 at 15.30 times, and the match bellow was at 15.45 times. Latter in the further days, +50 matches fallowed. Obviously, this was a test based on psychology. And not actual dates.

 

Now, let’s be a little realistic, would you like a girlfriend of your future, to be that easy? To literally hook her up in minutes, isn’t quite boring isn’t it? Mens are made from pounder, self made and sweat of hard work, and you want to work a bit for that pretty lady of yours, aren’t you? For me honestly, I do want to put a bit of work into that relation, and I like when a girl says, ” hey lets take it easy” don’t you think?  That, will trigger in me an instant signal ”this girl is worth more than one thing”

Wille most mens are ”lets get to the point” and is nothing wrong with that, I been there, I been once 20, 23, 24 years old. Well now I am 33, and so I guess my mindset settled for the normal, if thats the normal, please correct me if I am wrong.

But with such levels at Psychopathy, Machiavellianism nor to say Narcissism, in this very days I mostly find in 70% of  this Tinder girly thing, I probably pass for now, the online dating thing, and just go with the flow. My father use to tell me ”when is about to happen it will happen, you will find your girl ” until then, look into your most important things in life, goals, ambition, motivation, do more and leave the other stuff away that takes and maybe gives negativity in your life. And so I fallow that advice since quite some years.

But I am completely convince that most of the girls on tinder, especially in their 20+ ”are psychopath and very, very machiavellians or I may say ‘ a sucker rises every minute ‘ not to say the poor men’s who fall victims of Scams, by sending money over to see a pice of body. Nonsense. In fact – why would you go on a dating site after sex? Because no one really wants you, isn’t it? Or you have a psychopath condition that most of mens and women’s as well, are not very aware, who pass the gates of this sites that affects your mind tremendously.

Heres a tip for you, score you friends, the peoples you hang out with and why not your possible – future girlfriend or boyfriend with a Dark Triad Test and Hexaco. You will learn more about the Insanities of others around you. Have fun.

 

 

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Author: Isaac Bjørn

Isaac Bjørn is an Author, Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Consultant, Composer Of Algorithmic Music & Algorithmic Art and a Pigeon Fancier. When’s not working he likes to read books, think's about why things are the way they are and how things are going to change. He’s also fascinated by philosophy and has an insatiable hunger for specialized knowledge.